approaching 40, married, two kids and a busy job. even i think i'm trite.
Things I wish I didn't know
That I hate bubble gum flavored toothpaste. Our two year old wandered off with our toothpaste leaving us to use the kids' toothpaste until we find it. I thought the Sponge Bob one was pretty bad until I had the Hello Kitty kind. As with all things Hello Kitty, the toothpaste is pink. Just in case the bubble gum flavor doesn't make you want to hurl the fact that it looks like you have a mouthful of foamy Pepto Bismol will.