approaching 40, married, two kids and a busy job. even i think i'm trite.
Day 23: There's a whale on my stairs
Don't worry, Bruno. We'll all just stumble awkwardly over you every time we need to go up or down the stairs. No really. Don't get up. We'll just fall and break our necks so that you can happily lay on the 3rd step while your dopey gremlin friend stands guard.