approaching 40, married, two kids and a busy job. even i think i'm trite.
Day 72: Don't make eye contact
Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with her. Be cool and maybe she won't make us get off the blankets. These are way softer than either of those crappy dog beds we left in a heap there behind us. I mean, they stink and they're covered with dog hair. What's that about? How can we be expected to nap in such sub standard conditions. Sleeping on these blankets is our God given right if you really think about it. Although she might not agree. So remember to look away and be casual.