|This is where the snowman should go, Momma! Hurry up and get out here!|
|One piece of rope securing it. Because why waste time on a second piece of rope. Genius.|
5. In other WTH news, if you are in the market for a reindoor holding a shot gun to put in your front yard to celebrate Christmas this year, Walmart has them in stock. Nothing says Santa and the birth of baby Jesus like animals holding guns. And if reindeers aren't your thing, no worries. You can get a penguin one instead.
We took a field trip into our attic to visit the other 47 strands of lights we own including 13 unopened boxes purchased on sale last year after Christmas. Every Clark Griswold in my office totally took his side when I recounted this story later. Something about those being "the good lights." Whatever.