We went to the doctor to check if she had strep and came home with a prescription for pink eye. Huh?
This reminds me of the time we brought this same kid in with a fever and stuffy head at 2 months old and the pediatrician thought we were there to discuss the yeast infection that smelled funny under her neck. There also may or may not have been a time we brought her 1 year old brother in for a check up only to have the doctor announce he had not 1 but 2 pretty severe ear infections. The kid hadn't woken up in the night crying or rubbed at his ear at all and I will swear on that til my dying day. I'm not a mind reader, doctor. Tell the kid to tip a girl off.