Someone had $7 burning a hole in his pocket

He made the executive decision to blow all $7 at the snack counter at his sister's soccer game. First came lemonade then came nachos and then came the finger lickin' powdered sugar explosion that had people asking me the rest of the afternoon if we'd spilled powder or something. Right. We spilled The giant vat of baby powder I enjoy randomly schlepping to every soccer game for absolutely no reason.

I'm sure the other moms were busy writing up my mother of the year nomination as they watched my baby parade back and forth to the snack counter. But I had long since decided I was okay with him living it up for the afternoon rather than being subjected to him using his $7 to bring more stupid Pokemon cards into my home. Can I get an Amen?