I came up for air after finishing Season 2. Is it weird that I’m more into Mr. Bates than Matthew? Strong, silent, sweet and loyal to a fault. Can I get a hell yeah? And I do realize there’s a Season 3 and 4. I just haven’t seen them yet. There are only so many hours in the day! But never fear, I will annoy my husband by losing sleep staying up late trying to get through all of them. Three cheers for Amazon Prime Instant viewing! But don’t tell me anything that’s going to happen! Suspense is good for the soul!
I also successfully found some time to turn my brain to mush with crappy reality television. Most notably, I’ve been wasting my life watching Big Brother. Racist extraordinaire Aaryn won Head of Household. I wasn’t happy she won. But truthfully, it seems as though that’s how life works. When everyone else doesn’t want 1 person to win, that’s the 1 person that will win.
And, let’s be honest, that’s kind of funny to watch. Specifically, the look of shock and horror that everyone else was trying to disguise. I also thought it was crazy how quick Helen was so quick to believe that Elissa told Candice about the agreement. I thought she and Elissa were tight. I thought it was some sort of motherhood solidarity. But then Helen had no problem mentally shifting gears to thinking about getting rid of her. I like Helen. But I don’t like how quickly she was capable of ditching a buddy.
On the other hand, I would totally ditch Ginamarie. First, because I can never figure out how to write her name. Second, she thinks she’s way more awesome than she is. I’m also concerned that Amanda and McCrae are getting a little too confident they’ve got things under control. Why no one else thinks they need to break up that couple is beyond me.
We are still doing family must see watch it together night for America’s Got Talent. We were bummed the umbrella dance group got eliminated last week but pretty happy about everything else. Our favorite was the circus brothers in leotards.
|My own personal hype man getting jiggy with it.|
|This guy knows a thing or two about ridiculous facial expressions, too.|
This week on Interior Therapy we learned that neither of us wants to live in a run down fake castle with a horrifyingly hideous rock themed bathroom. And if you are like me, and incapable of changing channels when Jeff Lewis is going to be on another Bravo show, has anyone else watched Property Envy? Because, he’s the best thing on that show and laugh out loud funny.
My husband and I seriously want to go drinking with him and listen to him keep it real. The best house on the show so far was the ginormous house owned by an avid hunter. He had like 220 taxidermied animals. Is that even a word? No clue. But when your house resembles the Smithsonian Natural History museum it’s a sign you’re hardcore.