For some people, these topics come up after shocking verdicts or when some tragic crime occurs. In my house, it was the elimination of the B-Double O-T-Y guys on America’s Got Talent. We're nothing if not a household with its priorities in order.
|Our household priorities also include trying on every stupid mask we see in every store we enter.|
But then they eliminated the B-Double O-T-Y guys and that’s when confusion reigned. What does America have against a self proclaimed 1 hit wonder? Does America not enjoy laughing? Why does America hate laughter and joy? Does America not see how completely intentionally ridiculous those guys are and get the joke? What the hell, America. What the hell.
|Don't hate. Imitate. That's what we have to say to you, America.|
We were still talking about it this morning. My 7 year old blames me for this tragedy because I don't have a Twitter account so we were unable to get that one extra vote in. Seriously.
|This kid is not amused, America.|
It’s always sort of puzzled me that her dope of a husband made enough money to support that lifestyle. I look forward to the clear as mud explanation for how they are being unjustly screwed over by some player haters. But he didn’t file taxes for 4 years? Why am I filing income taxes every year if it’s optional? I must have missed the memo on that.