Dude. Wanna hear something funny? I signed up for Blog365 back in December. It's like NamBloPoMo except 12 times longer because you're supposed to post everyday. That's crazy. It boggles the mind that I thought I could do that. I didn't mention to anyone that I signed up for it either. Subconsciously I must have known I was full of crap. 10 days in I proved my subconscious right. I suffered a complete power failure inside my head and couldn't think of a single thing I wanted anyone else to read. So I watched Project Runway instead. And then I took 4 days off to reboot my brain. What on Earth was I thinking?
Speaking of Project Runway, how much do you want to bet Christian's prom dress girl thinks to this day there was nothing wrong with the way she behaved. Like it's okay to be demanding and difficult and potentially get someone eliminated. We're talking about a stupid prom dress versus someone's life dream. So get over yourself. No one thought it was cute or funny. We all just thought you were annoying. Because Christian is my new best friend and I'm not prepared to let you and all your freaky demands for lace ruin it for him.
Whatever. I'd love to write more, but tomorrow morning I've got an early rendezvous with several colleagues to think outside the box again. I'm so outside the box I'm the packing tape holding the freaking thing together. Ideas are practically oozing out my pores at this point. Unfortunately, I have several colleagues that are the human equivalent of grease in my pores and I'm all out of Stridex. I'll need a good night's rest to prevent me from flinging Dr. Pepper in their faces while they choke the life blood out of every good idea. Later!