Everyone that thinks Rami is addicted to draping please raise your hand

When the writer's strike first started, I missed The Office a lot and my DVR began to sit empty. I began reading more books and attempting to clean my house. But apparently stupid reality shows don't require writers. My DVR has been working overtime recently and my brain is back to being as mushy as ever!

Project Runway: Rami, Rami, Rami. So hot. Yet so overly obsessed with draping. When they walked into that museum and Greek draping was one of the choices, my first thought was, No, Rami, don't eat the apple from the tree. It's a test and Tim is an evil serpent trying to get you banished from the garden. Because Rami's really talented. But the judges are concerned that he's a one note designer. I think bypassing draping on that challenge would have sealed the deal for final 3 for him. Not that we'll ever know. Because Rami refused to skip such a golden opportunity to beat a dead draped horse. Although, seriously, I should live so long as to wear a dress as pretty as that dead draped horse. In other news, I already miss seeing Sweet P's face and I'm above average excited to see Chris' collection. It won't win. Not in a million years. But I bet it'll be fun. And, yawn, Christian kicked butt again. As if there was any doubt?

Survivor: Seriously. When is that Hercules looking dude getting voted out? He's on my nerves. For reasons I can't really pin point except that he seems to think he's way cooler and smarter than really is. That never fails to annoy me. Kind of like how it annoys me when people suck it up in a challenge and then spin it like they didn't at tribal council. Like, say, Chet. But it's all good, because I'm rooting for the favorites anyway. Not the face suckers though. Because, without Todd, Amanda does nothing for me. I'm all about Yau-Man and Cerie. But I'd be okay if they wanted to keep eye candy Ozzie around for awhile.

Big Brother: Gee, Sheila, I'm not sure if you hate your partner or not. Could you tell us again about what a total scumbag you think he is because he's not tall dark and handsome the way you like your men? Not that your partner is some great winner or anything, but seeing as how you just met him and it's just a stupid reality show partnership, maybe flipping out isn't really necessary.